Adult Lemur Pajama Costume
Description
Ahh, the majestic Ringtail Lemur, native to Madagascar: one of the noblest creatures in all the animal kingdom. Solemn and graceful, they are known for their quiet dignity and decorum. Oh wait-that's not true at all! It says here that males literally have stink fights where they use their tails to wave their musk in each other's faces. And just look at those wild orange peepers! How did we get these little guys so wrong? They're lewd, crude, and hilarious! And do yourself a favor right now: go search for a video called lemur bouncing down the hall. What boundless energy! What incredible talent! You have to wonder why somebody would make an Adult Lemur Pajama Costume when these critters behave just like they have pure caffeine coursing through their veins. Then again, the look of this hooded jumpsuit is so impish and charming that we're hardly complaining. Whether you plan on wearing these bad boys to bed or sprinting down the street like a primate out of heck, you'll be doing it in authentic lemur style! And if you haven't already, take a few minutes to read about these fascinating (and endangered) animals. They're some of the weirdest and most wonderful denizens of our amazing planet! Ever heard of a toothcomb? A vomeronasal organ? Hunker down with some relevant literature and prepare to be astounded. Then strap on these wacky pajamas and live like one of the nimble tamarind-munching lunatics who inspired this outstanding outfit!
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