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Have you always felt like a fish out of water? Like you just didn't quite belong? Better yet, do you feel more at home in water? When you can swim and play all day out in the sun?That's what we thought. You're totally a mermaid, aren't you? No? Well fine, then you're a mermaid at heart at least. We can tell. You totally perked up when we said mermaid, and looked super disappointed when you realized you weren't one, so we're pretty sure we're right. It's okay. We've had that reaction before too.There are a couple remedies to help you feel more like a mermaid at least. Firstly, get some quality water time. Swimming, baths, it doesn't really mater, just make sure you get to submerge yourself frequently. Go splash and swim and feel like a fish. That always makes us feel better. Second, get some fish friends. It's important you get some little fin-flipping buddies that you can chat with. It'll make you feel more at home, trust us.Lastly, and we can't stress this one enough, dress like a mermaid. Yeah, we know, sometimes it's hard up here on land, having to use your two legs and all, but it's worth it. For instance, you could wear our Adult Mermaid Costume. It comes with a purple ruffled tank top, green polyester skirt, and a 3" starfish (wig and boa sold separately). See, the skirt fits tight around the thighs, and then falls to the floor around the knees, so it looks just like a mermaid tail! Just get some extra shells an you'll look like a proper upright mermaid! Now doesn't that feel more natural?
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