Adult Polar Bear Costume
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Highest price was seen $59.99 on Apr 09, 2018
Lowest price was seen $48.99 on Jan 31, 2018
Average price is $48.99 base on 2 price changes
Most recent price is $59.99
Description
Remember the polar bear from LOST? How the polar bear was like the most important thing on the show and everyone just had to find out the mystery behind the polar bear? That was huge. That's you, man. You don't know it yet but you're about to become the most famous polar bear since that polar bear. In fact, no, you're about to become the most famous polar bear since the Coca-Cola bear! It's well known that people adore polar bears. Somehow we're able to overlook the fact that polar bears are giant, perfect arctic death machines. That they regularly eat adorable little seals, and that their skin isn't white, it's actually clear and just reflects white (that's not a scary fact, just a fascinating one we wanted to share). Our point is, we don't care about all that. Nobody does! All anyone cares about is how cute and cuddly mama bear is with her cubs. That's where you come in. Time to capitalize on the polar bear popularity by becoming one yourself! Now, our suit is actually white, not clear, so don't worry. And you will be the most adorable polar bear anywhere south of the North Pole (that's everywhere). Everyone will want to cuddle with your intimidating but not too threatening polar bear persona. Just make sure you keep those claws strictly for the fish. We don't need any incidents of polar bear rampages on the local news! But you would never do that. You're too cuddly and sweet for that. Just snuggle up next to the fire and try not to let anyone think you're a rug!
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