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Dino-MightImagine if you could transform into a dinosaur for a day. Wouldn't that be incredibly fun? Once you had figured out the basic logistics (how to brush your much-larger teeth using your much-shorter arms, how to squeeze into your car, how to keep your significant other from panicking and trying to call Animal Control, etc.) it would be such an empowering experience. Think of how many perks it would involve. A headache-inducingly long line at your favorite coffee shop would evaporate at the sight of a raptor, leaving you a straight shot to an oatmilk macchiato with extra foam. You'd be super popular with all of the kids in your life! And if you get bored in an annoying work meeting or class lecture, you can just eat whoever's in charge. Product DetailsBe the most fearsome creature on the planet in this exclusively designed Adult Raptor Costume! The polyester jumpsuit zips up the back of the costume for easy dressing and is printed all over with a pattern of dinosaur scales. The attached foot covers feature hooked "claws" on each toe, and the attached mitts give you extra-long dino fingers. A fiber-filled tail swishes impressively from where it's sewn to the jumpsuit's seat. The headpiece fastens under your chin and has a viewing port so that you can see where you're going. Yellow eyes and fabric fangs bring the outfit to life! They Aren't All Extinct The asteroid didn't wipe them all out! This fearsome animal is still alive and well, and promises not to devour you as an appetizer as long as your party has good snacks.
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