Adult Ride a Horse Costume
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Look, we get it: Having your own horse in this day and age? Impractical! And incredibly expensive (do you know how much those things eat in a day?). Even when you rent or board a horse - cause building your own stable ain't cheap, either, moneybags! - the cost of taking care of a four-legged friend can still run you the cost of a cheap car. But don't get us wrong - we love horses, too, and who are we to try and talk you out of your dreams? So if owning a horse of your own is what you want - but you don't know how to make it happen yet - then, friend, we highly suggest you take a page out of The Secret and fake it till you make it! Live as if you already have a horse! Live the life you have imagined by pretending to already be living it! And the best way to do that, partner, is to get this Adult Ride a Horse Costume! Not only is it a great costume for your next party, but we would even go so far as to suggest wearing it every day! Every day, just strap on this 100% polyester construction with plush padding (to give the horse body some life-like definition!), adjustable twin shoulder straps, a faux hair mane and tail, and adjustable velcro bridle strap, and make-believe that you're riding a real horse, until a real one finally does show up! We swear it works! (And even if it doesn't, you'll still come out of it with a (pretend) horse that's way cheaper to feed and keep than a real one. Win-win!)
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