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GODDESS OF WHATIt's great that you want to be an Egyptian goddess, really, you know, shoot for the stars and all that, it's important to have goals. But, have you considered what you want to be the goddess of? All of the big roles are taken, Ra, Osiris, and all of the rest are probably not going to give up their role for you. So, you might have to get creative when deciding what you want to be the goddess of. You could be the goddess of sleeping in? People would really like you, people love to sleep in. And your enemies would fear you because they might never get to sleep in again! Or you could be the goddess of stubbing your toe. That is one dangerous power. Not only does stubbing your toe really hurt, but what if you made them stub their toe, causing them to fall off a cliff? A stubbed toe at the wrong time could prove very dangerous. FUN DETAILS Whatever you choose to be the goddess of, we have your outfit covered! This dress comes with an elastic neckline and clear shoulder straps. The bodice has a ruched knit mesh on the side panels, and a knit mesh draped from the back. To make you look more goddess-like, we have included a gold faux leather belt and a gold collar. Lastly, you will be sporting a crown, like any self-respecting goddess would.TIME TO CHOOSEIt's time to choose! What will you be the goddess of? You could be the goddess of table legs or the goddess of candy. With so many options to choose from, you couldn't possibly go wrong! Whatever you choose to rule over, just remember: be nice! Don't be mean to the people who praise you, it looks bad, you know? Besides, there's karma and all that to consider. Good luck with your power!
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