Child Halo Blue Spartan Muscle Chest Costume
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Highest price was seen $34.99 on Oct 01, 2018
Lowest price was seen $19.99 on Oct 18, 2018
Average price is $21.90 base on 4 price changes
Most recent price is $19.99
Description
We may have defeated all of the Halo rings, and Master Chief even took down the Forerunners, but there is still danger out there in the vast universe. There is still darkness lurking in the far reaches of outer space that we humans have only been able to fathom until now. It's time to see the return of the Spartans. A new age of young men and women moving out to take on the monsters, intelligent or lacking, who threaten to wipe us off the slate of this dimension. We need more heroes as powerful as the likes of John 117. The only problem with that is you can't just jump right into that 800 pound suit. John started his training when he was barely in school and that's what his entire life was. He would train all day, every day and then sleep whenever he's not. There isn't too much time for actually being a kid, and for us adults, it's a little too late to become as powerful as any spartan. This might be a little more difficult than we anticipated. We might have a bit of a solution. We could send out great videos of the old Spartans beating the tar out of everyone in his path so that everyone across the universe are scared out of their alien pants of anybody resembling a Spartan. Then we dress up our children in these sweet blue muscle chest costumes. Aliens will assume that all we do with our children is train them to be incredible armored warriors. They'll then quickly realize we're not worth the fight, then immediately turn their ship around. You're welcome for our simple, but effective solution.
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