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BEWARE OF FAWN PUNS Fawns are indisputably one of the cutest critters in the animal kingdom. Sure, otters are cute. So are bear cubs. And, bunnies? Don't get us started on bunnies! But, we don't think that any of these really compare to the cuteness of a newborn fawn. So while we applaud your taste in costumes, we feel that someone should warn you about some of the puns you might have to put up with while wearing this costume. When we designed this fawn costume, we quickly imagined all the puns that would naturally come from the word fawn. So, while you might enjoy your fawn costume, you almost certainly will not enjoy all the puns. But that's why we are here to prepare you. You might hear, "Oh, wow, what a FAWN costume," or if you make a joke, they might say, "Hey, that was really fawny!" Even worse, someone might let you know, "Hey, I just fawned out that they have free cookies!" The point is that it is bound to happen, so it is better to get ahead of it!FAWN DETAILS We better get to these FUN details quick! This Deer Fawn Costume is adorable and truly... fun to wear. The spandex velour fabric of the jumpsuit is comfortable, two-tone like a young deer, and printed with spots to really bring home the look! It has a zipper on the front and faux leather hooves sewn on the sleeve cuffs. To top it all off, you'll have a hood that has stuffed ears and wired antlers! SO MANY PUNSIBILITIES We've found that the best way to make people stop with the puns, is to make the first pun yourself. That way, they can see how bad it sounds. We've found this to be a strong deterrent for many frequent punny guys. But when using this many puns, it's important to remember; please use puns refawnsibly.
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