Disguise Boys Assassin Muscle Costume
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ASSASSINSThis costume brings you one step closer to every parent's dream: Having a well-muscled assassin for a child. Sure, your child could have become an accountant or a doctor, but instead, they became an assassin, trained in the art of stealth and destruction. What's that? This wasn't your dream job for your child? You don't want them to become a lethal assassin? Well, that unfortunate.Hopefully this is just a phase then. They'll wear their costume, sneak around the house and catch you off guard, but at the end of the day, they will hopefully discover a deep and undying passion for accounting. Maybe that's not realistic... All you can do now is try to make being a super tough and stealthy and capable assassin look as boring as possible. Maybe if you tell them that assassins are always expected to do the dishes as part of their duties, they could lose interest. FUN DETAILS They'll be wearing a super muscled jumpsuit, padded with foam to make it look as though they've been hitting the gym twice a day for ten years. They'll also be wearing a red belt, complete with a belt buckle that attaches with Hook and Loop fastener. Because being an assassin is a dangerous job, we added foam shin guards and forearm guards, to help protect them from the dangers of their work. Lastly, we've included the hood to help them remain hidden and unidentified. After all, if they can't be seen, they can't be caught. ASSASSINSMaking being an assassin look boring won't be easy. It's a super intense job, and every kid wants to be a tough guy. The best thing you can do is just keep giving them chores as part of their assassin duties. The more chores they do, the more bored they'll get, and the less they'll enjoy being an assassin.
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