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Leave the saving of the world to the men? I. Don't. Think. So. It's six thirty in the morning and the future lies in your hands. It's up to you to make a piping hot pot of joe, wake up your heroes in the making, and get everyone out the door dressed, fed, and ready for the day. Sure, this happens five days of the week but all that means is that you save the day approximately two hundred sixty-one days every year. And stores aren't even marketing your action figures yet! Normally everything goes according to plan. But there are those days when it feels like a villain has mind warped your family. Forget force field fights and bouts of invisibility. It's the simple things. All the sudden it's like your child has never liked cereal and everything else you have the audacity to offer them is gross too. On days like that, it's like winding your way through a laser tripped security system just to get your kids to leave the house looking like healthy members of society. But hey, you do it! That's because you've got skills, lady. Bending over backward is child play. A superhero with your ability can bend side to side, into an acute triangle, and through into a figure eight. Heck, you can even become a parachute if need be. This is all to say, you've earned this uniform! Become the most important part of the Incredibles team when you're rocking this red, fitted jumpsuit. You'll feel ready to take on the world even when disaster strikes (looking at you milk spilling incident of spring 2015). It's easy to get into character with a zipper up the bask, spandex gloves, and of course, the all-important black eye mask. So, this year get together with your incredible family and save the world, it's up to you!
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