Dress Up America Dalmatian Mascot Costume
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Let's face it: in our busy day to day life, with our 24/7 news channels, smartphones, and the ability to order just about anything at any time, sometimes we need a break. There's no shame in it: it's a dog eat dog world out there and at the end of the week, your dogs are barking. Enough with your boss barking at you, enough with all your responsibilities, as if everyone in the world has a bone to pick with you. It's too exhausting being a human all the time, driving a car, paying taxes, all of that nonsense. It's time to suit up and slip away into the simple life of a dog.Think of all the incredible dog companions throughout the centuries! Snoopy, who... well, he just kind of slept on top of his house most of the time, except for when he defeated the Red Baron. Lassie, who couldn't talk but was always so good at leading people to wells! Scooby Doo, solving mysteries and eating Scooby snacks. That's the life. Don't you want that kind of life? That kind of fame? The pampering, the dog naps, the bacon treats! The life of a dog is pretty darn great, and you deserve a reward for all the human work you've done. You'll be so happy your tail will be wagging in overdrive.Please note: this costume does not get you out of dog breath, fleas, peeing on the carpet, barking at passing cars, or chasing the mailman.
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