En Creme It's Magic Blue Embroidered Midi Dress

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Red Dress $54.00
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First seen in Feb 2018
Description
This dress isn't from this realm. It's from a realm the likes of which even Thor himself would weep to see. It's imbued with magical properties. When you look into your closet and think to yourself (or say aloud like 90% of us do--don't even deny it) that you don't have anything to wear, this dress appears, like it crossed into this world just to satisfy your needs. Wouldn't it be nice if we would find someone so willing and accommodating to do the same across the board. Such is the thing of fairy tales. Ah, if only life were as easy to navigate as good fashion. **This is purely tongue in cheek. Thor doesn't weep, that's ridiculous. He doesn't even exist. Nor does this dress have magical properties. But, on the off chance that this addendum has an addendum that is invisible (and Thor does exist) then you might want to proclaim that you "have nothing to wear,"" loudly enough for the dress to hear you when standing in front of the closet, wardrobe, etc. You know, in case we're being tongue in cheek here too. ***But we're really not. Thor is part of Norse Mythology and is therefore not real. And dresses don't have eardrums and can therefore not hear you, and our legal department wants to make clear that we're not making any claims of magical abilities on any of our garments. Model is wearing a small. • 100% Rayon • Hand Wash Cold • Lined • Imported"
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