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Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of...What's more dashing than a pirate? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Pirates are awesome! They sail in cool ships with huge cannons, they steal gold coins from rich merchant ships, they bury treasure on tiny, distant islands and hide their maps to their booty. Plus, then they get to spend as much of their stolen wealth as they like at dockside taverns. We're picturing a pirate holding a big rum daiquiri with a tiny umbrella. Hey, he earned it. Product DetailsHow do you fit 15 men on a dead man's chest? Beats us, but maybe you'll learn the secret when you wear this Plus Size Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Costume! The exclusive outfit includes a red coat with gold trim. White ruffles are sewn to the sleeves to match the white cravat. A blue cape swishes behind you as you stride the deck and matches the blue pants. Two wide brown belts can be strapped across your waist and chest. A red tricorn tops it off! The Spanish Main Is Calling It's the pirate's life for you! Putting on this costume turns you into a daring adventurer with a ship and a crew and a mind to seek your fortune. It's too bad that this way of getting rich quick is pretty frowned upon now. Can you imagine being a millionaire who made his money by telling other millionaires to cough up some dough if they didn't want to walk the plank? Wild.
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