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I'm Free! The last joint you were in wasn't the worst in the world. After all, you were warm and safe and had three square meals a day, plus a few snacks here and there. But after a while, it got a little cramped and uncomfortable. The only thing to do was to organize a solo prison break, and here you are in the world! Why is it so bright out here? Product DetailsThe cutest crook ever is on the loose! Dress your infant in this exclusive Baby Nine Months Prisoner Costume if you want to hear plenty of laughs this Halloween. The orange velour jumpsuit zips up the back and its inseam is lined with snaps for easy diaper access (always a plus). Embroidered buttons are sewn below the straight point collar and a printed black patch reading "0009" is printed on the left side of the chest. The black sign drapes over the front and reads "Escaped After Nine Months." A black rib knit skullcap is included. A Hardened Criminal You've served your time, and now you get to enjoy being at large. That mostly involves sleeping and eating, which are the same two things that you did in confinement, but whatever! Being more active will come later. For now, you can enjoy having everyone fuss over you and snuggle you while you nap. You could probably commit any crime and everyone would just coo about how adorable you are. It's the perk of having such an innocent face.
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