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NO, I DON'T WANT A CRACKERBefore you put on this very appealing parrot costume, there are a few things you should know. First, people are going to ask if you want a cracker. It's inevitable. But hey, maybe you're feeling a little peckish and eating a cracker would be pretty darn tasty at the moment. If that's the case, good for you bud, eat all the crackers offered to you. They might taste good if you're drinking a dry wine or an ale. Or, if you think crackers taste like lightly-salted cardboard, you're going to run into some issues. By the end of the night, your pant pockets will be littered with crushed cracker crumbs. What a mess! But if you know this in advance, come prepared. Bring a little zip-lock baggie for storing any donated crackers and consume them later, like when you're eating a bowl of soup, stew, or chili. All in all, we think the parrot costume is pretty rad, but if you get sick of donated crackers, there's a way to retaliate. Just parrot them because you're dressed as a parrot, after all. Parrots constantly mimic and imitate so just say whatever they say. Sure, it's slightly immature but it's also really entertaining!PRODUCT DETAILSThe adult parrot costume is a Made by Us design so it's high-quality and created by our team of talented designers. The long-sleeve tunic has a full zipper in the back and colorful long sleeves to cover your arms. The headpiece with large collar slips on over the head and fastens under the chin via a convenient Hook and Loop fastener tab. Finally, the black foot covers complete the disguise and stretch around shoes  WHO YOU CALLING A BIRDBRAIN?Wow, you're one fly guy! Pair this silly costume with a pirate costume and create a couple's costume people will squawk about.
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