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So, you're thinking of sailing the ocean blue, eh? Ready for those early mornings with nothing in sight but an endless pink sunrise? Or maybe when you think of the yacht life you think of rubbing elbows with the elite bigwigs of the world. Do you imagine yourself explaining your route to the Canary Islands to a cigar-chomping C.E.O. after he clamps you on the shoulder and asks you what the news is? Sure, the life of a yacht captain might be a little more complicated than you imagine it to be but unless you're going to join the Navy, work your way up to captain, quit, and then get a job on one of those giant super yachts, you don't really have to worry about the logistics. That's not to say you'll never get to travel on one if that's your kind of thing. All you need to do is prove to a celebrity that you're fun to hang with, the kind of person that wouldn't mind taking off their shoes and strolling around a yacht for an evening. That's right, even the Hollywood elite have to take off their heels on the pristine wooden decks. Wouldn't it be cool to see Nicole Kidman barefoot, we'd finally be able to tell how tall she actually is! If hunting down Gerard Butler so he'll take you to a party really isn't your thing then you could simply have a yacht party on dry land. All you need is some anchor motif napkins, friends dressed in fancy clothes, and this captain costume to make sure no one goes overboard. People are sure to take you seriously in the double buttoned white jacket and official captain's cap. You'll feel cute and sea ready in the matching white shorts. So break out the bottle of champagne, and call it out loud, anchors away!
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