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Deep Sea Knockout The national league of scientists have just stumbled upon a discovery that will knock your socks off. We all knew that the ocean was mostly unexplored and filled with secrets, but its biggest marvel isn't the Great White Shark, the blue whale, or even the Mariana Trench. It's this strikingly stunning sea god - what? Yes, apparently the Greek Gods weren't just interesting myths! This guy is the ruler of the oceans, but if you ask us, he should be the god of Awesome Good Looks too. Product DetailsRule your watery realm with panache while wearing your exclusive Sexy Poseidon Costume for Men! The one-shoulder tunic is made of shimmery, semi-sheer sea green taffeta and decorated with appliqued metallic gold hemline details. The matching sea green drape is attached to the tunic's shoulder with a gold-tone metal seashell. The comfortable shorts are covered in iridescent blue and green sequins. The golden belt fastens around your waist and the golden headband draws attention to your noble brow. Finish off your look with the fin-detailed wrist guards and the strappy shin guards made of iridescent blue-green faux leather. Greek Gods Got Game"Hey baby. Do you love water? That means you love seventy percent of me already!" Hmm. Maybe workshop that one a little bit. Even mighty Lords of the Waves still need to practice their pickup lines before trying them out on the Nereids who live in their oceans. Fortunately, this Poseidon has two secret weapons: His natural charisma and his fantastic outfit! Oh, and his trident, but that's a different kind of weapon and not as much help in this scenario.
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