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It's Mail Time!We like to keep a routine here at the office. Most days, before the laser tag and Mario Kart tournaments, begin with an interesting package or twenty: tons of crates with all manner of intriguing things. They come from all over the world, some even from other dimensions. You will not believe the shipment that we just got. (Remind us to tell you about the cosmic goo that makes your body glow purple for eternity. Totally non-radioactive, too. We think. We have no idea how it works yet!) Anyway, the shipment... We received a sarcophagus, and inside someone, or something, was knocking!FUN DetailsYour kiddo will be ready for the hunt for sweets in this exclusive Toddler Mummy Costume. With this muslin wrapped shirt and a combination muslin and tulle skirt, you'll have no problem mummifying your little one. With leg warmers and extra accent strips, you'll be able to finish this ensemble with just the right touch. Join in with a mummified look of your own in order to have the whole family head out for a creepy night jaunt around the pyramid together. Just be sure that you get enough candy to ease your tyke’s afterlife needs. You do not want to get cursed!Got Sugar?We dismissed the sarcophagus at first as a prank, because we heard something knocking from the inside, and this one time, an intern got us good. But a few seconds later, we heard the gentle voice of someone hunting around for tricks and treats and we realized that this potentially dangerous little beastie was, in fact, your little tyke, sporting our exclusive Toddler Mummy Costume, come back from the Egyptian tombs. All the candy reserves must have run dry back in the pyramids. Well, we can hardly blame that sort of ingenuity! Unfortunately, our own candy reserves are a little depleted. How else are we supposed to identify all these ancient relics without consuming twice our weight in daily sugar!?
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