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YOUNGEST CONVICT EVER Oh goodness, your little one might be the youngest convict in history! We can't imagine what they must have done to earn hard time at such a young age... What was it? Did they steal a cookie from the cookie jar? Maybe they're getting locked up for a second-degree potty mouth. Maybe they were caught red-handed sneaking a peek at their Christmas present before Christmas. THAT would be really bad. Whatever they did, we think we know what they need for punishment. We are thinking that the best answer is going to be 12 seconds of tickling and an extra serving of broccoli at dinner. That, paired with this costume, is really going to teach them to keep their nose out of the presents! Is a 12-second tickle too harsh? Maybe. Tone it down to 5 seconds, that oughtta be enough. FUN DETAILS This Toddler Striped Prisoner Costume will transform your little one into a hardened criminal serving even harder time! The costume includes the shirt and pants, both of which come in that classic black and white stripe that you'll see on prisoners in an old movie. There is even a prisoner number on the front, number 235629, so they'll really look like the real deal! Lastly, we have included the hat you see above. The hat comes in the same black and white stripes and adds an extra bit of authenticity to this costume. TRICK OR TREATINGNow, we know your toddler must have been naughty, because why else would they be in this costume. But we still think that you should let them get out and trick or treat! It's really important for these young criminals to get back out there and try to assimilate with the rest of the world. So even if your little one did use a first-degree potty word, there is still hope! So get them out there and have fun!
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