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SKELE-BONER COSTUMEWe have to admit, we are impressed. It takes a lot of guts to pull off a costume like this, and guts tend to be in short supply when we are dealing with skeletons! You can imagine why. But maybe it's not a matter of guts and courage at all, maybe this is a matter of sense of humor. You just happen to have a more developed funny bone than the average human! Your just one step ahead of the average human in the evolution process! Maybe even two. And it's funny to think, in a million years when the future of humanity will think they have human evolution all figured out, they will find this costume. Where could this possibly fit into the evolutionary timeline? They'll be left questioning if they really understood us at all. FUN DETAILSThis costume portrays a realistic human skeleton! Well, kind of realistic human skeleton. Truthfully, not all that realistic, but all the funnier because of it! It starts with a simple jumpsuit, portraying a human skeleton. We've included gloves for your hands, and a mask and both come with detailing to make it look as though you are actually a skeleton! But, that's not the end of this costume. Hanging from the front of the waistline on this costume is a fake phallus. It's attached to an air pump and can be filled with air! This costume is a crazy twist on the classic skeleton look. LIFE OF THE PARTYDespite being a skeleton, you might find yourself as the life of the party when you wear this costume. Ironic, isn't it? A skeleton being the life of the party? Maybe it doesn't make sense, but it doesn't have to, not on Halloween! Now grab your costume and go become the life of the party!
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