Kids Army Costume Dress
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Maybe you think your little girl isn't ready to join the army. And she really isn't, seeing as how the army has a minimum age requirement thanks to things like child labor restrictions and human rights laws. Plus the kick on an M4 carbine would probably send her flying across the room. We get it, there are a lot of aspects of the army that are better saved for when you're grown up. CS gas training, what feels like an infinity of pushups, and drill sergeants practically crawling up your eyelids while they're screaming at you are all kind of intense experiences for a kid. But surely she could benefit from some of the perks that come with enlistment! For example, grenade training is a great way to learn how to throw. We've always found that live explosives make a compelling training tool. Being conditioned to wake up at 4:30 every morning would make her never late for the bus again. And have you ever unwrapped an MRE cracker without breaking it? It's a great life skill. Just doing that should qualify you to be a field surgeon, in our opinion. But whether she wants to be a soldier one day or not, what's to keep your girl from looking the part right now thanks to our Kids Army Costume Dress? This cute dress comes with one star on it, which means she will automatically be a brigadier general when she wears it. That's a pretty fast climb up the ladder! The included cover will keep her looking cool and official. All she'll need is a pair of sweet aviators and she'll be ready to take command of the house in no time.
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