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FEROCIOUS DEER ON THE PROWLSome wilderness creatures get a bad rap. We see pigs and wolves and immediately think all sorts of terrible thoughts. They're filthy or flea-ridden. Diseased or cruel. Now, it isn't that we don't have some repeated observations to help recognize that these traits are a bit patterned and maybe there is some truth to them. But, depending on assumptions can only lead to things getting hurt! Now, you're assuming that we're talking about the feelings of those pigs and wolves. Well, not exactly. Both of those creatures already know the assumptions and have mostly gotten on with their lives. No, we're talking about the deer. Have you ever watched them as you're driving down the road? How they stop and stare, unblinking, unwavering? Well, the assumption is that they're spooked. How wrong we were... FUN DETAILSNow, we don't want to spoil all of your surprises, but we do understand what you might be looking for this season. We can offer this Cozy Fawn Costume which will offer you all the snuggly and approachable options that you have been looking for. We've got a hooded fleece dress that features cuffs that look like hooves, a fur tail sewn to the back, and a hood with soft-sculpted antlers and ears on the top. We're talking the complete look of pure adorable bliss. And, once you've lured them in with your sweet doe eyes, you can lunge and make a lunch out of them!UNBLINKING EYES OF DOOMSure, we get that the deer is an adorable creature that we all just want to snuggle up with. But, that's what they want you to think! As they watch you drive down the road, they're just waiting, biding their time until they reveal the truth: evil carnivores the whole time! And, they're fast carnivores that can see in all directions. More dangerous than sharknados by far!
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