Loftus International Zoot Suit Mobster Costume Hat for Adults

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Description
MOBSTER HATMobsters, whatever you might think of them, knew how to dress. These hats made them look not only dangerous but classy as well. If you put this hat on our head, we picture walking down a street in black and white, jazz playing in the background. We walk up to a fella selling fresh fruit on the side of the road, and he throws us a pear, and says "This one is on me, have a good day sir." He seems to really like me, but maybe he's afraid of me, it's hard to say which is really happening... but either way, it doesn't matter. We just got a free pear. FUN DETAILS This Zoot Suit mobster hat is made of a quality felt, to make sure that you feel like you are living the luxurious life of a hardened criminal. Sometimes, simple is best, so we kept it extra simple with a white band around the top of the hat. This elegant, minimal design is perfect for anyone who wants to let their actions do the talking.CRIMINAL ACTIVITIESSo, now that you have your mobster hat, it is time to pick out your criminal organization. What will you sell? (Here's a little hint, we think that there is a real market for pre-peeled bananas, just don't let the feds catch you!)
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