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Why do people say such mean things like, "let's go jogging, "" and, ""here, you should totally drink this wheat grass, kale, garlic, chia seed smoothie."" Let's face it, not everyone understands the demands you're under every single day. You'd like to enjoy running, but generally speaking, you're not going to be engaging in that particular activity unless something is chasing you. What you do enjoy, however, is a great day enjoying the sunshine, maybe sitting outside and relishing a great book. Or drinking a fruit smoothie, with fruit, like a normal person. And you particularly love wearing a beautiful new outfit while reading and enjoying your no frills smoothie, like this Stripe Maxi Dress. Put it all together and it's the Perfect Escape! Striped maxi dress features adjustable straps and two functional pockets. Model is wearing a small • 100% Rayon • Hand Wash Cold • Unlined • Made in the USA *No offense meant to those who run, or eat healthy food. You can laugh and have your revenge when you live ten years longer than the rest of us who subsist off of cheeseburgers and inappropriate humor. For the record, we actually respect your right to drink kale, and add chia seeds to perfectly good juice. Whatever makes you smile!"
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