Mermaid Sleep Mask

HalloweenCostumes.com $4.99 Go to HalloweenCostumes.com First seen in May 2018
Description
The Mermaid Philosophy The only physical attribute reminding us of our true human form is our (slightly) annoying legs. Don't get us wrong, we're grateful for our legs because they help us get around but we wish getting around involved swishing a flashy fin back and forth instead of taking steps. Looking down to see two fleshy limbs instead of a magnificent scaly tail is our daily reminder that we're a regular person and not the captivating mer-creature we desperately want to be. If someone would politely point us in the direction of a sea-witch so we can make a deal to trade our legs in for an iridescent fin, we'd do so in a heartbeat. Until we find a half-sorceress half-octopus lady willing to make the agreement, we're going to keep living life as a land mermaid. This mermaid sleep mask helps keep our mermaid ambitions alive even while we're dreaming. Product Details Made from 100% polyester, this mermaid sleep mask is perfect for sleepy heads with outrageous dreams of becoming an enchanting sea siren one day. The mask features an elastic band which comfortably fits around all head sizes while an illustrated mermaid is on the front along with a philosophical phrase: Have I dreamt I am a Mermaid. Or am I a mermaid dreaming I am me? Sea Siren Sleepwear Pick up some mermaid themed pajamas to pair with this sleep mask!
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