Description
PICK YOUR FAMILY CREST Northern kings are cool and all, but if you want to be a northern king there is one thing you have to make sure you know beforehand: What animal represents your house? This is important, what if, when they give you your crown, they ask what animal and you don't know. Knowing us, we would probably just freeze up and say "uhhh a slug!" People would give us weird looks, and rightly so, but now you have to just roll with it. Can't go back on your word, you're supposed to be a confident king. And just like that, we'd be the house of slugs. We'd be the laughing stock of all the royalty in the land. Whew, just thinking about it makes us feel embarrassed. We hope you're giving this some thought! FUN DETAILSThis Men's Northern King Costume is perfect for any king in the northern reaches of the realm. It comes with a full-length cape, complete with a faux fur collar to shield you from the cold of the Northern winds. It fastens with faux leather straps across your shoulders. Under the cape, you'll wear a tunic made of faux suede, giving you a more regal appearance, even if your family crest is a slug. Last but not least, any self-respecting northern king will need gloves. It's simply too cold not to! These gloves are faux leather and have wide flared cuffs, to keep out snow in even the worst of conditions. THE TIME HAS COME TO CHOOSEHave you thought about what animal you want on your family crest? If not, that's okay! Here are a couple of the more impressive options: a lion, a bear, an octopus, a wolf, a hawk, or maybe even a badger! Really, the more we think about it, there is hardly a wrong answer to the question. The only wrong answer would be a slug. Whatever animal you choose will be great, now go and claim your kingdom!
You may also like
loading
Discover more
