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No Business Like Slow BusinessToddlers are known for their careful movements and quiet, slow demeanor. Ha! Yeah, besides being pretty cute and snuggly, toddlers don't share a lot of common traits with sloths. Toddlers are loud, demanding, and quick as a flash—one moment they are standing beside you in a kitchen, and the moment you turn around they are on top of the kitchen table holding a knife. You have to be on your toes every single minute with a tot in the house, which is why this Toddler Lil' Cuties Sloth Costume is so simple and brilliant. By slipping this cute costume on, your child will instantly become imbued with slothlike properties. Quiet munching. Almost painstakingly slow motions. Lots and lots of sleep. We kid you not! It's the parenting secret not found in any book. So if you feel ready for a few hours of R & R, see just how magical this costume can be. Product DetailsThis sweet sloth illusion is created from an easy-to-get-on jumpsuit and detailed hood. The material is cozy and will help keep fall winds at bay on Halloween night (and inspire snuggly snoozes on those other days at home). Enjoy an afternoon with your kiddo's arms wrapped around your neck, as they tell you how much they love you in their softest, slowest voice.Toddler HackSo, now that you know our secret toddler hack, feel free to send other toddler parents our way...while supplies last! And don't forget how cute this is as a Halloween costume. Just make sure you're ready to carry this slow little sloth home at the end of the night. IT could take forever if you let them walk!
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