Rubies II Renaissance Merchant Costume for Adults
Description
The Weekly Market Day Good ladies! Gentle masters! Step forth and see the treasures I bear! This bustling marketplace has never seen such wonders, not even when Boris brought his dancing bear to tread a measure upon the greensward. (Speaking of, someone saw the bear wandering off into the forest, but no one's seen Boris since. Hmm.) Anyway. I bring fine carpets from the Orient, woven in rich colors! Vials of healing water from St. Ninian's spring, guaranteed to cure any ailment from paralysis to bad breath! The finest scabbards made of tooled leather, and the most beautiful silvery drinking cups carved from the horns of real unicorns! Buy them all and have these riches for your very own! What's that? The rugs all say "Made in Taiwan" on the bottom? Must be a new kind of embroidery design! Product Details Hawk your wares and exchange them for gold coins in this Renaissance Merchant Adult Costume! The gray velour tunic is made of the finest polyester and is sewn with cream gauze sleeves that will show your customers that you're a man of means. Black velour cuffs and shoulder pads proclaim you to be more than just a common peddler. A black faux leather sash crosses your chest, and is excellent for hanging your money pouch. The charcoal-colored pants tuck nicely into the velour boot tops. Be careful when crossing the thoroughfare - Renaissance streets aren't to clean, and the boot tops are too nice to get mucky! Hear Ye! Imagine if modern-day sellers spoke like Renaissance merchants: "Come taste the finest pizza in Christendom! 'Twill cure hangriness as fast as a charging horse!" Honestly, we'd probably buy it just for the sales pitch alone. Try it and see!
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