Rubies II Scary Ghost Kids Costume
Description
Is your child great at slinking? Do they seem to slink in the room every time you're saying something they shouldn't hear? Do they slink behind a door, waiting for you to enter the room and jump out yelling the classic, "Boo!""? Hey, you might find their silent footsteps and slinky ways a little annoying but we think it's a great career opportunity. Wait? What? You can make a living as a ghost? Umm, kind of. Ghosts do very well during Halloween seasons. A good ghost can be paid as much as twelve dollars an hour! If your child would like to expand their expertise then they could get hired by spooky house photographers all throughout the Instagram and Pinterest worlds. It's a pretty simple gig. A successful hired ghoul works on their gliding walk as well as their ghostly moans. There are endless Bed and Breakfasts and college campuses that are trying to maintain their haunted status whether that ghost is supposed to be a little child or an old bogie. There aren't many careers that are lifelong these days! The costume will be great for your child's ghostly portfolio. The classic white robe has an oversized hood and billowy sleeves, perfect for mournfully gesticulating on moonless nights. The ensemble is printed with a stitch design that looks as if they have risen from the grave. The topper? Chains welded from a previous life of sin (plastic) hang from the neck and there's an evil looking mask with a webbed mouth and eyes. Your kid is sure to enjoy their happy hunting!"
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