Rubies II Star Wars Grand Heritage Kylo Ren Costume
Description
So you are the youngest guy to ever land the highly sought after VP of Sales for your Northeast Region, huh? Nice work. I’m sure your parents are very….what’s that? No one will take you seriously there? Is it because of your young looking face and because you can’t grow a beard?Well, that is rough, you have to be able to get your subordinates to respect you, your authority, and your leadership. What can you do? We can tell you what might be a good idea: go to work exclusively in this Star Wars Kylo Ren Grand Heritage Mens Costume. Seriously. The hood and mask will cover up your beautiful locks of hair and your patchy chin strap, and you’ll be much more able to deepen your voice and make everyone fear you--because they won’t be able to see your face. Feel free to even use some dramatic Force powers: steal someone’s lunch from across the break room or read your accountant’s mind to see if he’s lying to you about this quarter’s numbers.With this awesome officially licensed costume, you’ll be able to inspire terror and command obedience from your employees without any of those useless “team retreats” and HR trust building exercises. The black-on-black robes, knit pants, gloves, and coarse-woven cape create an intimidating presence that lets you succeed at any executive role. Pick up a Kylo Ren lightsaber accessory and feel the true power of the Sith embrace your offices!
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