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The Myth. The Legend.Far away on the psychedelic trash planet of Sakaar lives a legendary warrior. Fallen from Valhalla during a long-ago battle, she has made a name for herself with cunning, fierceness, and a huge spaceship with robotic shooting gun turrets that she controls with her fists. Yes, really, that’s a thing. She mows down a bunch of scavengers. Stop interrupting this epic saga.Anyway, though the glory of her days as honored soldier in Odin’s army has long since faded, with a little push from a banished prince, she is determined to make a comeback. The mighty Thor himself is awed by her gutsy attitude and fighting style - as well as her ability to hold her liquor. While not strictly a superpower, it’s a handy skill to have! With the rightful ruler of Valhalla on one side, and the giant green rage-monster Hulk on the other, it’s time for this Valkyrie to reclaim her rightful place.No doubt about it, this warrior maiden has swagger. She knows better than almost anyone else to dress for success. When your armor looks as good as hers does, there’s no way you’ll fail to decapitate every last enemy!Product DescriptionDominate the battlefield in this Women’s Thor Valkyrie costume! The black breastplate fits snugly for comfort while swinging your enchanted sword. Securely attached to your shoulders, the blue cape will flap dramatically behind you as you mow down your opponents. Black, fingerless gloves protect your arms against battleaxes and spears, or even “friendly fire” from Thor’s lightning bolts (sometimes he can get too excited). Black leggings and wedge-heeled boots complete the look! Flying horse not included.Are You the Next Valkyrie? When she escaped from Sakaar, the Valkyrie swore to share her fearsome garb with whosoever proved themselves worthy to wear her armor. The test she devised is this: Either answer three ancient riddles and two quadratic equations, or produce a valid credit card. Hurry while the testing lasts!
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