Smiffys Elephant Costume for Children
Description
They say that an elephant never forgets. This would be pretty impressive, but in all fairness, what does an elephant have to remember? It’s mother in law’s birthday? Where it put the keys to its riding lawnmower? The nuclear missile launch codes? Look, we’re not putting elephants down or anything. We’re actually quite fond of the gentle giants. But going around bragging about having a good memory when all you have to do all day is trample around looking for treats is kind of an uncalled for show-off move.But we guess to the elephant’s credit, its perfect memory might be useful for some things. Knowing which people at the zoo are likelier to hand out peanuts is a crucial time saver. And we understand that when an elephant goes on vacation, it never forgets its trunk.Our Child Elephant Costume is as good as it gets if your kid’s going to dress up as a big old pachyderm. It’s soft, easy to put on, and conveniently all in one piece, so no one will be forgetting any trunks. The pure polyester is so posh, in fact, that this may become a favorite pair of jammies long after the Noah’s Ark play or Republican National Convention your child originally got this costume to wear to.
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