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Down on Your LuckIt can be hard when you realize that you just don’t have what it takes to be the thing you’ve always dreamed of being. Spending your life looking at casinos, wishing beyond hope that you could one day make it as a slot machine. The four years you wasted at Slot Machine University, the years of yearning to become a good and efficient worker just couldn’t keep up when they introduced the mechanical machines.And why? Because they can do math quickly and can be programmed for different outcomes. Because they make cool noises and flash lights when someone wins. Because they don’t need breaks or food, or anything all. Because it’s not weird for people to sit by them for hours trying to have a little fun. Hmph.Triple SevensIt’s not fair, but maybe we can help! This dapper suit is covered in casino icons, from cards to those iconic sevens. Wearing this Casino Icon suit, every time you look in the mirror, you will find yourself finally happy with where your life is at. You will feel like an actual slot machine, card table, or casino cosplayer. You will feel like a winner, and isn’t that what casino styled clothing is all about?Winner Winner, Chicken DinnerWinning isn’t guaranteed in this suit, but if you don’t win at least 49 percent of the time, we will be very surprised! And, whether you win or lose, you will look great the whole time. This Casino Icon suit is perfect for any casino themed event, or even if you just want to bring a little luck to your next shindig. With a suit like this, you’ll be stacking the deck for sure!
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