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Dressing Like It’s 1999Are you the kind of guy who picks up his dates at five because your bedtime is at eight? Do you drive a plastic car with no roof and doors that don’t open? Do you know the locations of the police department and library extremely well, but you can never remember the grocery store or your parents’ house? Maybe you just never wanted to grow up, so now that your boss is making you wear a suit to work, you will maliciously comply in the most childish way possible.Style That Never Quits (Until Naptime)Well, if any of that sounds like you, then this Suitmeister Carpet City Green suit is the perfect way to rep your favorite toy from your youth. You will feel like a big boy when you slip into this fetching green suit. The jacket, slacks, and tie all have that world-renowned pattern that is somehow familiar to every person on the planet.Looking FreshIf you are looking for the perfect way to show off your youthful appearance in style, then this suit is for you. You will be everyone’s new best friend at recess when you show up in this childishly suave formalwear.
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