Trash Can Adult Mask
Description
Maybe you love trash. Can't get enough of that sweet, smelly stuff. Maybe you've sometimes used a trash can as a hiding place, inspired by your childhood hero Oscar the Grouch, and want to treasure those memories. Maybe you just want a funny, offbeat mask. For any of those cases and many more, this Trash Can Adult Mask is ideal. Get in touch with your inner grouch! Do you ever feel too hideous to go out in public? You'd love to run down the store and get something fresh to cook, but after an especially stressful week your complexion is just garbage. Well, you probably look better than you think, but what better to distract a judgmental public from your perceived imperfections than this Trash Can Adult Mask? Some establishments might ask you to take it off before they serve you-"no trash can mask" is sort of an implied part of the whole "no shoes, no shirt" thing-but even the least camera-ready of visages will look great compared to literal garbage (or a molded latex facsimile of it, at least). Maybe your self-esteem is where you want it to be. You see yourself as garbage. Human refuse. You can't change who you are-you're just a trashy person! Does it get much lower than this? Represent your inner Eeyore or Debbie Downer with this statement-making Trash Can Adult Mask without assaulting your face with potentially-jagged metal and other people's waste. It may look filthy, but it comes squeaky clean.
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