Women's Cozy Goldfish Costume
Description
Remember when you were a kid and you thought it would be oh-so very awesome to finally be granted permission to get that goldfish you wanted for a pet? Remember when you got said goldfish and then realized, only days later, that you wished you'd asked for a puppy instead? Well, you're all grown up now, so why not bring on the nostalgia for everyone's first "beloved" pet? Unlike ole' Goldie, you don't have to sit around cooped up in your bowl 24 hours a day, meaning now is your chance to leave reality in the past and go with the flow of your imagination! You get to break free. This Women's Cozy Goldfish Costume has a look that's way too cute to be stuck in a tank; it deserves to get out and get noticed. And while, yes, that puppy may have been cute and cuddly, your goldfish is wise and knows a few fun facts. Did you know that goldfish are actually have their origins in China? Did you know that a group of goldfish is known as a "troubling?" Did you know that goldfish cannot blink because they have no eyelids? Who needs puppy breath when you have carp ancestry? After fascinating your pals with your enormous scale of knowledge, you can dazzle them with this costume's cuddly, body-celebrating minidress and pucker-worthy hood. When you're fin-ished being adorable don't forget to go hide behind your friend's house plants and-without blinking, of course-wait for someone to feed you!
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